Four games in, folks, and let me tell you—the Penguins’ bottom six are a dumpster fire. While the top six are out there looking like rockstars with 13 goals and 14 assists, the bottom six have cobbled together one measly assist. One! Don’t talk to me about small sample sizes; this is a disgrace.
Now, about that 6-3 fiasco against the Red Wings. A game we should’ve had in the bag, mind you. A game I thought Crosby would show up big in. Our bottom six? They might as well have been playing in their pajamas.