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The More Things Change for Our Penguins…

…the more they stay the same.

Last season, in no particular order, our Penguins had difficulty a) playing with and protecting a lead b) finishing foes off c) finishing scoring chances in general d) scoring on the power play e) playing for a full 60 minutes and f) getting timely saves from our goalies.

For good measure, I’ll throw in a penchant for self-destruction and “soff” d-zone coverage.

So we axe our front office and hire Kyle Dubas, who gives the team a vigorous overhaul culminating in his epic blockbuster for superstar defenseman Erik Karlsson.