Ron Hainsey came for a parade and wound up leaving with a new pair of shorts.
In one of the lighter moments of the Penguins victory parade on Wednesday afternoon, a jeans-wearing Hainsey allowed Matt Cullen’s three boys to slice off the bottom parts of his pants as temperatures climbed.
The result was an awkward-looking pair of jean shorts. Not that there’s such a thing as non-awkward-looking jean shorts.
“C'mon Ronny, have some fun with it,” Mike Lange joked, trying to get Hainsey to come to the front of the stage at Point State Park. “I want you to see how you get a pair of shorts out of jeans.