Micah Blake McCurdy gave us perhaps the best summation of the Pittsburgh Penguins month of October when he wrote that the “Penguins have decided to drive their fans the final dozenth of an inch into madness”. The Pens went just 3-6-0 in the opening month of the season, despite driving any and all partial observers to the brink of craziness by finding new ways to lose games that they ought not have lost.
I choose "STL 5v5 xGF cratering" pic.twitter.com/pM1psWAqsq
— Micah Blake McCurdy (@IneffectiveMath) October 31, 2023
As a result, Pittsburgh enters November in a big hole.