DETROIT -- You know, I’ve got nothing.
Nothing at all.
Which, in what wouldn't have been a coincidence, is precisely what these preposterous Penguins had to offer, following their latest, inexplicable, indefensible failure to report for work on this Tuesday night at Little Caesars Arena for what wound up a 7-4 sacrifice to the lottery-bound Red Wings.
Meaning, of course, the work that'd been reasonably expected of them in the opening period.
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