ALTOONA, Pa. -- Everybody loves report cards in sports. They're usually informative and quick-hitting, and readers will always tell you like the format of grading certain aspects of a team.
I'm glad you're here reading this report card. Thank you for stopping by.
But I'm gonna be honest here and tell you that this report means absolutely nothing.
Penn State is 5-0 and ranked No. 10 in the country. There's a whole lot to feel good about when you're in the top 10, and so obviously a lot of the grades in a report at this time are going to be very good.