For our bumbling Penguins, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
In keeping with that grim reality, I’ll once again use a “just the facts” approach in my game recap, albeit with a different twist.
In the 1964 comedy classic, A Shot in the Dark, famed French Sûreté Inspector Jacques Clouseau (brilliantly played by Peter Sellers) was lecturing detective Hercule LaJoy about a series of murders implicating a beautiful chambermaid and Clouseau love interest, Maria Gambrelli.
I’ve adapted the scene for my game summary.