Remember the good old days, when you’d go to school on February 14th, and everyone would hand out Valentine’s cards and candy to everyone else, and maybe you’d even get a candygram from a secret admirer or two (you didn’t even have to buy them for yourself back then)? Then, you’d go home and your mom would have another card and more candy for you and cook up your favourite meal and you’d go to bed feeling more loved than ever?
Well unfortunately those days are long gone my friend. Now you come home to ruined bed sheets cause your damn cat still hasn’t learned it’s a cat and it needs to use a litter box, and a desk covered in empty licorice packages and Ben and Jerry’s ice cream containers from the night before.