Born: October 2, 1987 (31-years-old)
Height: 6-foot-0
Weight: 202 pounds
Birthplace: Madison, Wisconsin
Shoots: Right
Draft: 2006 Boston Bruins, 1st Round, Fifth Pick (Fifth Overall)
2018-19 Statistics: 27 goals, 55 assists, for 82 points in 82 games played
Contract Status: Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Phil “The Thrill” is rumored to get traded this offseason. Or then again, maybe not. Our very good, back-to-back Stanley Cup champion and literal point-per-game player is riding out the rumors and shooting down trade offers that aren’t in his best interest thanks to his extensive no-movement clause on his current $6.