Get ready for this weekend’s big game with some classic razzes sure to rile up any Nitter!

HOW DID THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS FAN DIE FROM DRINKING MILK?? ?

THE COW SAT DOWN ON HIM!!!!!

State College is home to the worst pizza I have ever eaten.

Yes, it was a Little Caesars. That’s not an excuse - I’ve had plenty of chain-restaurant pizza. I’ve had frozen pizza. I’ve had the mediocre stuff they serve at basketball-arena Pizza Huts Express that you only patronize when it'll be midnight before you even get back to your car.