Welcome to Cardiac Spill's first annual CARDIAC SPILL BRACKET OF THINGS. What's this all about? Well, much like the entire rest of the internet, our goal in life to entrap you in ceaseless, increasingly bitter arguments in the comment sections over completely arbitrary things. What better way to do that than give you sixty-four unrelated things in a bracket and then make you vote for them? For the next couple of days, each one of the Cardiac Spill writers will introduce their quarter of the bracket, and we'll progress this as normal - until we get a ridiculous final four matchup.