HELLO FRIENDS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CARDIAC SPILL BRACKET OF THINGS. DAY THREE IS TRADITIONALLY THE LEAST COOL DAY OF THE REAL NCAA TOURNAMENT, SO TO COUNTERACT THAT I'VE DECIDED TO JUST GO FULL-ON PURESTRAIN HATE, HATE HATE, (HATE HATE HATE, HATE HATE). THIS IS THE PITT VILLAINS REGIONAL.
Goodly Pitt Fans, you may be wondering how this is distinct from the first regional, "Things That Are Bad." But really search your heart: does Donald Trump sit in the same place in your heart as Scottie Reynolds? No. That is a flame you alone carry as you slink deeper into the dusty, horrifying catacombs of Pitt fandom.