How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Can pregnant women drive in carpool lanes? What can fried chicken on a biscuit tell us about our identity as a people in 2016? We sent our least busy writer to an airport to answer exactly one of these questions.
As eternally grateful as we all must be to the ACC for making sure Pitt didn't lose the grim musical chairs that was the conference realignment (hi, Down The Drive), there's one major problem about the new gang that's gonna stick around for years to come.