As we all know, football is just a metaphor for war, baseball is just a metaphor for sex, war is a proxy for sex, football is a religion in some places, religion is about sex, proxy wars are about religion, teens use proxies to look at sex on school computers, and football is basically just angry baseball. The Pinstripe Bowl is this Wednesday at historic The Third Yankee Stadium (2009), and while baseball is about rebirth and Spring, there is no overlap in the circles of “rebirth” and “Spring” with “Pitt” and “football.” But we can sure try our best to squint until the lines sort of cross!
Cardiac Spill: Baseball Metaphors
