If you are ever having trouble sleeping, turn on a Virginia Cavaliers basketball game from past few years and you’ll be snoozing by the first TV timeout.
Call it Virginiambien.
Tony Bennett, head coach of these sleep-inducers, may run the most boring brand of basketball in the country, but it has been uncannily successful. After Virginia earned the overall one seed in the 2018 NCAA tournament, anti-Bennett-style basketball critics, including me, were quick to point and laugh when they became the first one seed ever to lose to a 16 seed.
Shout out to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County.