There are a lot of different predictive modeling formulas out there, but my go-to for more than a decade has always been basketball-reference.com. That site right now has the Suns winning 50 games and making the playoffs most likely as the 4th seed in the Western Conference.
What world are we living in, again? Have we been flipped into the upside down? Or, more likely, have we been there in that ugly, scary upside down the last nine years and Elle finally worked her magic to bring us back to the real world?
No matter.