Following the Phoenix Suns can be a lot of fun. However, there are only so many ways to approach a losing record or trade hysteria before the whole thing devolves into tedium.
Luckily, the world provides all sorts of whacked-out news that can serve to break the monotony, and losing oneself in some of the zaniest news out there can act as a needed refresher before returning to the salt mines.
That’s what this article strives to accomplish. However, there is a problem with doing that here. You see, Bright Side of the Sun is a Suns blog as you may or may not be aware, and The Madhouse already handles off-topic stuff.