If I were any kind of NBA writer, I'd spill a couple hundred words here about the transcendent nature of Steph Curry and this Golden State Warriors basketball team and how these old-timers who keep throwing shade their way need to shut up and have a drink.
I would also maybe throw in a couple hundred other words about how this iteration of the Phoenix Suns is really bad, but the franchise is actually no worse off that it was three years ago (maybe even better off), and that every one who is salty about a handful of losing seasons probably also needs to shut up and have a drink.