Teams are frantically rushing around, looking for big-ticket items, and desperately trying to get them into their cart.
The Lakers went shopping and came home with a Mozgov that cost them roughly $64 million. The Knicks purchased a defensive minded center who knows how to play with Derrick Rose, spending $74 Million on a rehabilitating Joakim Noah.
The desperation causes teams to make mental mistakes, often resulting in filling their carts with items that look expensive (like pots and pans on the show), but take up more space than they’re worth.
While other teams are running around, the Suns have been slowly walking aisle to aisle, watching the madness around them and picking out one thoughtful free agent at a time.