If any fan, analyst, or hater looks at the box score for game one between the Phoenix Suns and the New Orleans Pelicans, they might notice the lone starter among both teams who scored just one point over his 28 minutes.
Suns forward Jae Crowder shot 0-4 from three, missed one of his two free throws, and tallied just one of each point, rebound, assist, and block.
Last night, Jae Crowder became the first starter in NBA history with a quadruple-one in a playoff game.
1 PT
1 REB
1 AST
1 BLK
This stat line is officially called the "Jae Crowder".