Rumor has it the Phoenix Suns finally won a basketball game. I wouldn’t know. I didn’t watch a single second of it. Feel free to blame me, Bright Side. This was the fourth time this season I chose to do something other than watch my beloved Suns. And in those games? The Suns are undefeated. 4–0. Maybe I’m the problem.
Do you believe in superstitions? That where you are, what you do, and how you move through the universe actually impact things beyond your control? I don’t. But I do love coincidences, the way numbers line up, the patterns they form when you squint hard enough.