In his new series, writer Drew Gobrecht tells you why your complaints about the Union are wrong. We know he's being condescending, but deep down he's really insecure, and this is the only way he knows how to feel good about himself.
Welcome back to Silly Offseason Complaints! Your favorite new series from the Brotherly Game where I take the most popular complaints about the Philadelphia Union and explain why they're silly. Because who doesn't love being told their frustrations are silly?
If you haven't yet, please check out Part 1, where I talk about The Union's lack of cash, Part 2, where I talk about the need for a left back, and Part 3, where I talk about Maurice Edu playing defensive midfield.