In his new series, writer Drew Gobrecht tells you why your complaints about the Union are wrong. We know he's being condescending, but deep down he's really insecure, and this is the only way he knows how to feel good about himself.
We're back with Part 3 of my new Silly Offseason Complaints series, where I tell everyone why they're wrong to be complaining so much about the Philadelphia Union.
If you haven't yet, please check out Part 1, where I talk about The Union's lack of cash, and Part 2, where I talk about the need for a left back.