Last season, Adam Cann promised Union Hulk, one of the – quite literally – largest Union supporters, that he would produce #BeardStats for Keegan Rosenberry. Back then, #AmishMessi was the starting right back for the Union but he has since been traded to Colorado Rapids.
ok this is a fair question, @HulkUnionSmash. If you remind me in the offseason, I will produce those numbers to the best of my ability #BEARDtalk https://t.co/X2ALDn0fwF
— Adam Cann (@adamtcann) August 21, 2018
As a result, Adam never fulfilled his promise.