It’s NFL Draft season, which is a big deal for those who follow the league closely and a strange oddity of American sport for the rest of us. SB Nation is having some fun with scouting reports with a “100-percent accurate NFL Draft scouting report” generator.
I plugged in the names of the 26 players on the Philadelphia Union first team roster to see what would come up for each of our boys in blue. To avoid duplication and things that didn’t make sense (Brenden Aaronson’s said something about collegiate experience on the first try), I may have hit the generate button more than once on a few of these.