AAAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAYYYYYY
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Getcha sour grapes right here folks because AJ "What breakout?" Burnett is back and he wants you.
That's right the biggest flop free agent signing this side of BJ Upton, who left the Phillies in order to take dramatically less money cross-state, is back in Philadelphia tonight and probably tonight only. Burnett has been annoyingly good, so expect the generally free-wheeling, quick to forgive fans at CBP to really just step up to congratulate him on his excellent sub-2 ERA and vaguely contending team.