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Hey, you. Yes, you.
Are you annoyed about the new changes to the Philly Phanatic? Does the slightest sight of the “New Phanatic” send you into a blind rage?
I have one more question for you. Why?
Look at it.
What change is so offensive? I see hardly see the difference. He’s got stars in his eyes, looking to a successful Phillies’ future. His eye feathers have seemed to be a bit sun-bleached. AND THANK GOD, he changed his socks and shoes. I’m sure those smelled.