One of the main aspects of the job writing for this site is coming up with the words to describe what happened in a game after it’s over. Sometimes, the game inspires words of excitement and joy. This job is fun on days like that. Sometimes, the recap is full of misery and suffering. The job isn’t as much fun when that happens.
But on rare occasions, there simply aren’t any words in the English language to describe what just happened. Somehow, I have to try anyway.
Let’s start with the positives. The Phillies scored 12 runs in the game!