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Veteran Clubhouse Presence by Pat the Bat: The Pat With the Bat Comes Back

'I know some good games we could play,'

said the Pat.

'I know some new tricks,'

said the Pat with the Bat.

'A lot of good tricks.

I will show them to you.

Your mother will not mind at all if I do.'

Editor's note: TGP received a DM late last night from an old friend requesting a meetup. We hastily assembled emergency twenties, made sure the Find Our Phone apps were activated, primped appropriately, and did a quick meetup with Pat's clearly inebriated and exhausted representatives, Mike and The Guy, at a corner booth at the Penrose.