There's not much to say about this one, and I'm not going to try. I mean, some idiot thought it was worth writing happy thoughts a couple nights ago, and now they lose two in a row by a combined score of 26-4.
David Buchanan was terrible. 11 runs in 1.2 innings pitched, and a Game Score of -12. This, incidentally, is the second worst Game Score ever recorded by a Phillies, second to some Prohibition-era dude who pitched a complete game. It doesn't really matter who you're playing against, if you throw as much weaksauce as Buke did tonight, you're gonna get slammed.