The Cubs and Phillies obviously all touched a cursed monkey's paw and switched bodies. Do you have a better explanation?
These Phillies.
Who are these Phillies? I suppose they always had this in them, but seriously is this some kind of Invasion of the Body Snatchers situation?
In case that intro didn't give it away, the Phillies won today, thrashing the Cubs 11-5. It wasn't as good as a no hitter, but to me it was a damn fine follow-up. Good pitching! Crack defensive plays! Doubles! Triples! Home runs! Eight total extra base hits and a hit from every starter!