Today, Cole Hamels takes the mound for the Rangers in his first post season appearance since 2011. It was a hell of a ride.
PLAYOFF FAIRY: G'morning, Cole! Today's the day you pitch in the playoffs again, and I'm here to--
[Jarred awake, Cole comes to and screams, swatting at Playoff Fairy with his pillow, which Playoff Fairy deftly avoids.]
PLAYOFF FAIRY: Whoa now, I'm just here to--
[Cole rolls to the other side of the bed, reaching for pistol in his bedside table drawer.]
PLAYOFF FAIRY: WHOA WHOA WHOA, EASY, EASY!