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Sunday afternoon recrap: Red Sox 6, Phillies 2

Jerad Eickhoff, like Adam Morgan and Alec Asher before him, did not have a good start in Boston.

This is the most late-season baseball tweet:

We're in the bottom of the 8th inning in Boston, and the Red Sox lead 6-1. Luis Garcia is in to pitch for the #Phillies.

Phillies (@Phillies) September 6, 2015

It's late in the game; the Phillies are losing by an unmanageable margin; Luis Garcia is on his way in; at this point, we're just laying out clear-cut exposition: We're playing this game because the commissioner says we can't just put on a rerun of some loss from 1997, was the official word from Phillies HQ, I was told.