Sewage: Braves 15, Phillies 2

The headline should make clear my opinion of this game. It was bad in many ways.

It was bad in all the ways.

Except one. Scott Kingery, Rhys Hoskins and Carlos Santana continue to hit; with Kingery recording his second two-hit game in a row, Hoskins with an RBI in his third consecutive game, and Santana with another double. So that wasn’t bad.

But the game was bad in all the other ways.

All the sewagey ways.

Vince Velasquez seemed to be bitten by bad luck in the first inning, with a weak Ozzie Albies groundout turning into a triple after taking a weird ricochet off second base. Velasquez limited the damage to one run, but was never able to get back into a rhythm, and was pulled after 69 pitches…