Gaze, oh phervent phollowers of the Philadelphia Phillies, at this splendid sight atop the standings this day!
National League
- Chicago Cubs – 17-6
- Washington Nationals – 17-7
- New York Mets – 15-8
- Philadelphia Phillies – 15-10
- Pittsburgh Pirates – 15-10
And this week, YOUR fourth-best team in the National League, and YOUR fifth-best team in all of baseball, will visit the LOWLY, MEDIOCRE 12-13 St. Louis Cardinals. Laugh at them! Chuckle away!
Philadelphia Phillies (15-10) at St. Louis Cardinals (12-13)
- 8:15 p.