The last time the Diamondbacks swept the Phillies in a three-game set, it was 2007. Thankfully, no one needs to update their "The Last Time [thing] Happened" record book, as the Phillies salvaged a 7-6 win out of this miserable series.
Most of this game was like a see-saw, but somehow less fun than a normal see-saw, which is already pretty un-fun. (You go up, you go down. You go up, you go down. You go up, you go down. Someone show me the fun in that. I mean, I know how to jump.) Aaron Nola didn't have the best day, but it absolutely could have been worse.