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Phillies to play Marlins for what is somehow not the last time of 2016

They’re bad

The Marlins

Also not great

J.T. Realmuto - Three home runs in the last week.

Christian Yelich - Also three home runs in the last week. Fortunately no one else on the Marlins has hit a home run this week. That puts them at, with an educated guess, six more home runs than the Phillies have had in the last week.

Jeff Francoeur - Somehow has a triple? I think Jeff Francoeur might sleep in a toy box.

A.J. Ellis - No, it turns out that the Phillies have four home runs this week, Ellis has one.