Well, if you are reading this today, you survived another week of Phillies baseball. If you hadn't determined where this season was headed yet, the taunts of a furry squirrel in last night's game against the Cardinals (naturally) painted a clear picture for you.
The Phillies are on a pace for 108 losses and this train 'aint-a-stopping. Normally I would indulge you in the player ups and downs but I frankly don't have the stomach for it. Instead, I give you this:
Before we get to the team leaders, a quick public service announcement.
Rankings among qualified players:
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