If anyone needs some fake awards, it’s the 2021 Philadelphia Phillies. It’s been less than inspiring thus far, so Kyle Fisher and I thought we’d get together and cheer (some) of our favorite Phillies up.
Don’t let consecutive walk-offs fool you: the bullpen’s been a nightmare again, their run differential sits at -13, and Didi Gregorius can’t get back on the field. Things are bleak and, as you may know, June won’t be fun. We’re going to try to be nice.
Without further adieu, let’s hand out some plastic.