I'll bet there's no one who is bad at instructing here. This post is merely to kill a few of the minutes remaining in the two-week period before pitchers and catchers report to Clearwater, and by proxy, the interminable amount of time left before baseball games are played.
1. Larry Andersen
When Liz Roscher and I attended the second to last Phillies home game of 2015, we found ourselves within shouting distance of the radio booth. Naturally, we began shouting, leading Scott Franzke, and eventually Larry Andersen, to oblige us with a wave.