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Phillies say Jorge Alfaro is ready to rock and roll

Emitting the sound of missiles priming, Jorge Alfaro is preparing to play ball.

Well, everybody's been talking about Ken Giles, Jorge Alfaro has been over here healing and preparing to get back into being the Phillies' catcher of the future [echoing] of the future [echo somehow gets louder] OF THE FUTURE.

This is part of the post in which I say something about Alfaro being acquired by the Phillies in the Cole Hamels deal, which if you are finding this out for the first time right now, congratulations on digging yourself out of the pit of self-aware, carnivorous soil that had been slowly digesting you in some remote forest location since the summer.