I know things are pretty bleak right now. Vince Velasquez is struggling, the bullpen is gross, the offense has disappeared, and everyone is unhappy. But things will get better. Somehow, some way, they will. We’ve just gotta have... you know what we’ve gotta have. Sing it with me.
Ignore the touching your body stuff and focus on the main message: have faith. It won’t be this bad forever. It might feel that way, but it will eventually end. Or the Earth will be consumed by the sun. Whichever comes first.
Vince Velasquez has some work to do
So out of everything that happened this weekend, the worst thing was watching Vinny Velasquez almost completely unravel.