Good morning, cats and kittens. I was at the Phillies-Reds game last night, and let me tell you: it was worse than watching it on TV. Between the strikeouts and the cold rain and the CONSTANT, WEIRD WHOOPING/HOLLERING, I MEAN WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, it was pretty miserable. Also, many of the delicious new food items at Great American Ballpark that were advertised in the lead-up to opening day were not ready yet. The reuben dog, the nacho dog, the rueben goetta burger, none of it was making an appearance until May, which was strangely not mentioned in any of the press clippings!