It's not a very good offense, but the Detroit pitching isn't very good either.
The Phillies: Yesterday, Jim Jackson and Larry Andersen had a good chuckle at the misfortunes of Detroit as a city, before Jackson cleared his throat and began listing all of the great things Detroit does offer, citing the phrase "reclamation projects" multiple times. Then L.A. told a story about a guy he knew from his playing days trying desperately to get some sleep in a Detroit hotel only to wake up in the middle of the Detroit Grand Prix. They did this as the Phillies salvaged a win over the Braves and look to gain some ground in this NL East mess in which they're tangled.