Year after year, baseball teams search the scrap heap in order to find someone whose arm could possibly help to stabilize their bullpen mix. The Philadelphia Phillies have made this effort each year over the course of the last four seasons. Let me toss some names your way as a review.
How about the eternal Chad Qualls? His tenure here was about as successful as literally any Drew Barrymore performance.
There was Mike Adams. While he was still considered productive at the time that he signed, he also had thrown the number of innings equivalent to the age of my second graders.