As soon as Ryan Howard got his second hit of the day, I knew something was awry. And as the Phillies got closer to winning, things got even weirder. Queue high-pitched theremin.
[Typeprint: FBI Offices, Washington, D.C.]
— chris jones¯_(u30c4)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) June 23, 2016
Mulder: Scully, check this out. [points to picture of Ryan Howard finishing a home run swing, projected by overhead, spraying sunflower seeds out the bag in his hand all over the floor] You know who he is?
Scully: Of course I do. That's Ryan Howard.