Back at you with another midnight entry for Happy Smarty-days! And this time around, I’m going to give my late-night readers some tips on manliness courtesy of the Philadelphia Phillies teams of yesteryear.
It can be tough being a man these days. There’s so much conflicting information on what to wear, how to act, and how to talk to women. It’s understandable if all that noise has you feeling a little insecure, but don’t worry: The Phillies of the ‘70’s and ‘80’s have your back!
First off, if you’re not sure what you should smell like, just listen to Pete Rose:
Rose and Joe Morgan were teammates on the Reds and would later reunite on the “Wheeze Kids” Phillies, so I’ll presume they were friendly with each other.