THE POOR THE LAME THE BLIND
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Say hey, the Phillies won! That's, ah, that's the saying, correct?
Well in any case, the Phillies pulled it off last night in the inaugural "that's why you use Aroldis Chapman when you're in a tie on the road you idiots" game of 2015. The Phillies beat the Reds in the battle of Ugh God Why versus Oh No No No, Please, and tonight, we have a second round.