You've all seen the video by now, and you have had time to react.
Blue Jays slugger and entire sport-ruiner Jose Bautista taunted the Phanatic with displays of strength and agility. This is generally a gamble.
The act was yet another reminder that the Phanatic, while friendly when docile, does possess the bodily traits to rip someone's torso in half, and remains one bad day away from doing so. Rumors have surfaced of a single handler employed by the Phillies, whose job is to perch high on the Citizens Bank Park catwalks with a sniper rifle loaded with a single, fatal dose of Phanatic poison.