We saw you hit that home run on opening day in Dodger blue, as a clear statement to the Phillies: "I'm glad I'm not on your team anymore and I hated it when I was and if I could have personally knocked on every door of that festering city and clubbed everyone, including the kids, I would have, but I don't have enough time to do that because I'm too worried about my hair or whatever."
Look who finally decided to try. Couldn't put forth that much effort when you were wearing a Phillies uniform, that's for sure.